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Well, it’s another day in the wild world of U.S. politics. If you missed Donald Trump’s latest tour stop, you might think you missed the Rolling Stones reunion, but in reality, it was more like a comedic roast – though the VIPs on stage may have taken their punchlines a little too seriously. On Monday, Vice President Kamala Harris sharply criticized the atmosphere of Trump’s Sunday rally, claiming it’s a solid reminder of why she’s fighting to keep him far from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

In her address to reporters, Harris cut straight to the chase, summarizing Trump’s act as “fixated on grievances” and “hell-bent on division.” True to form, the former president didn’t bring much new material. Instead, he kept the crowd entertained with his well-practiced rants on all his favorite subjects. The opening acts, however, seemed to stretch the “open mic night” vibe a bit far.

A Comedian’s “Joke” About Puerto Rico Sends Shockwaves… Not of Laughter

Let’s get to the main event: Tony Hinchcliffe, a comedian on stage, really went for it with a joke about Puerto Rico, comparing it to “a floating island of garbage in the ocean.” This ill-timed line—delivered in New York, of all places, home to America’s largest Puerto Rican community—caused a backlash that spanned both sides of the aisle. Trump’s campaign scrambled to distance itself from Hinchcliffe’s remarks, like a parent embarrassed by their kid’s bad behavior in a grocery store.

“This joke does not reflect the views of President Trump or the campaign,” clarified campaign spokesperson Danielle Alvarez. (The understatement of the year, some might say.) Meanwhile, Harris didn’t let the moment go unaddressed. After a meal at a Puerto Rican restaurant in Philadelphia, she shared her thoughts and plans for the island, announcing a “task force focused on the needs of Puerto Rico” as part of her campaign’s “opportunity economy” plan.

Bad Bunny Enters the Chat

To add a layer of pop culture relevance, Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunny seemed to throw his weight behind Harris’s stance. The superstar shared a clip of her plans for Puerto Rico on social media, making his stance as clear as his music is catchy. And given his influence, let’s just say Trump might not be adding any reggaeton tracks to his playlist anytime soon.

Rinse, Repeat: Harris Says Trump’s Message Is Stale, Divisive

The Vice President called Trump’s rally “more of the same, maybe more vivid than usual,” delivering her own interpretation of his rhetoric. “What he did last night is not a discovery,” she continued, “just more hate-fueled division.” According to Harris, it’s no longer shocking, just exhausting—a sentiment a lot of Americans can probably sympathize with.

President Biden Weighs In, Because, Of Course, He Does

Not one to sit this out, President Biden weighed in after voting in Delaware, calling Trump’s event “embarrassing” and “beneath any president.” It’s clear the Democrats want to position this election as a referendum on Trump’s antics—a battle of principles, or at least against his rally playlists.

Final Takeaway: Another Round of America’s Favorite “Reality” TV Show

In the end, it seems the Democrats are banking on a strategy that might just work: that Americans are, in fact, tired of re-watching Trump’s Greatest Hits, especially when they feel more like a broken record. With Trump’s rally now in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons, and Harris looking to galvanize support from communities his comedian sidekicks seem intent on alienating, the campaign trail is officially open for business.

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